I felt bad for all of the Britney fans on the internet talking about how great Brit Brit was.... ummmmm... really? Cause this Beyonce girl can sing and dance and make amazing art at the same time... for 15 minutes straight... while your girl Brit just lip-syncs and kind of jiggles her ass.... I’m not a fangirl by any…

Can we stop using “pussy” as a word to mean weak though? My vagina has birthed three god damn kids.

So the orange one will be debating foreign policy with a former Secretary of State who’s travelled to most of the countries of the planet and knows where they’re located on a map. Innnnnteresting.

It's sad how shocked I am that an Asian woman has ever won an academy award.

Meanwhile, in Canada, our new Defense Minister is sworn in;

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.