Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.
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“We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessing of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity.”
no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?
Since when does Rolling Stone feature black stars? All I see are white faces on the covers.
You should meet my wife.
Adult babies. People with this fetish aren’t interested in children, they’re interested in acting like children. You need to chill because they're harmless.
I think you and me have the basis for a pretty good series pitch for HGTV on our hands.
Also, this piece of the victim’s letter to Turner:
I’m just glad we can finally focus on the real victim, his dad’s stash of pretzels.
That’s exactly what youre doing.
You can police every aspect of your speech, you can wear the right things, you can get all the degrees and expertise, you can write the most fucking eloquent and heartbreaking courtroom statement and still there are men who will not hear you because they just don’t listen to women.
NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!
Let’s require drug tests in order to take advantage of certain tax deductions!
This makes me think that the justices don’t understand how insurance works. Full stop. You don’t buy insurance for specific medicines and condition. There is no “diabetes insurance” that you specifically buy on the marketplace when you need insulin. You buy comprehensive insurance and the company is gambling that more…
Women don’t make children by themselves, for themselves, as some kind of idiosyncratic hobby. They should have partners sharing the burden. Societ should share the burden too. Also, fuck you.
A slave who smiles at his child or looks happily at a blue sky is a different thing from “the only thing that put a smile on Hercules’ face was when Lady Washington walked into the kitchen” (approximate quote). The book shows slaves taking pleasure in their masters’ happiness as if that was their purpose in life. It’s…
yes you can, you can directly compare them as they are both tax systems. Adele only pays 45% which is a only about 5% more than I pay on the £32k I earn... 55% of the tens of millions she earn is still tens of millions.
I know small batch breweries are all the rage these days but this is taking it a bit too far.
