Me too, but...are we sure it’s not ‘jeans’ and we’re overthinking things here? Diff’rent Strokes wasn’t exactly a cerebral show.

genes/jeans, it can be two things!

Who the fuck skips the opening credits of The Sopranos? People who hate awesome things?

Or his looks, personality, athleticism, sense of humor, common interests, or penis size.

She didn’t marry him for his language skills.

I had successfully blocked that dude and his assholery from my mind.

They should have just said that Erinn Hayes’ character ran off to hang out with Shelley Miscavage and no one can get in contact with her.

Is this too mean? I suddenly feel like this is too mean.

For some reason, Frederick Douglass wasn’t returning their calls.

Also, for supposedly tough manly guys, conservatives sure do complain and whine about every freakin’ little thing. It’s embarrassing.

Seriously, I’m less put-off by Tim Allen being conservative and more being put-off that he’s such an ungrateful crybaby. Two syndicated sitcoms to his name? He’s made in the shade. We should all be so lucky.

I used to work with this dipshit. I asked him what his favorite tv show was, and he said, “Tool Time!” Anyway, my favorite show is The Dick Van Dyke show, so I told him, “The Allen Brady Show!” 

Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, and Mark Cuban have now done more to assist Puerto Rico’s recovery than the President or Congress.

Re: 2nd letter - it’s funny, but I distinctly remember a time when non-monogamy was something we all engaged in in our youth but eventually outgrew when we realized it was time to settle down with a single monogamous partner. Or does this mean I’m an out-of-touch oldster whose lawn keeps getting trod on by dirty kids?

She needs to rename herself AmBURN BAMblyn!

Crooked tooth? Shepard. Pineapple face? Woods. Always glad to help.

There are separate laws for teachers and others in positions of authority over children.

See for me Don’t Think Twice doesn’t have that extra level of vindictiveness that Dylan could have when he’s writing a song about something/ or someone that really pissed him off.

“Positively 4th Street”

I have a cousin whose actual name is Buffy. According to Baby Name Voyager, Buffy was the #730 girl's name in the 1970s.

FUCK NEBRASKA.
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