Personal freedom where it doesn’t harm anyone else is different from freedom to make choices that may well kill others.

I wouldn’t have thought he was a dopey anti-vaxxer.

There are a Thanksgiving episode or two from The Middle that I would add.

Cable television existed before the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

Pretty sure traditional marriage involves Dad picking your husband and getting a dowry, so hope she includes that in her movies.

Probably because people old enough to remember the 80s remember it as a jean commercial ditty.

Harmony is the one that’s missing for me.  Great song and hasn’t been killed by excessive radio play.

Ditto on Empty Gardens.

That’s probably one of my least favorite of Elton’s hits from the 70's. It’s catchy, but I could do without the stuttering.

If ABC let Ryan Seacrest get drunk, I might watch that.

That’s not the exact number they expect to get. They just pick a random high number and see what happens.

The Fox & Friends sketch was the cold open.

I think people in New Jersey were Googling to get recipes for Italian dressing, as in the stuff that you pour on your salad, not something that gets served alongside turkey. Calling stuffing dressing is not a thing in Northern areas.

I guess no one had to Google Stove Top stuffing, since the directions are right on the container.

I don’t think anyone was Googling greek yogurt with stuffing though.  It was probably “greek yogurt dressing” they were Googling, and a bot didn’t know that dressing in that case doesn’t mean anything like stuffing. 

I’m surprised Parenthood wasn’t in this list.  Like Friday Night Lights, the TV show was better than the movie.

I figured Brandy Melville had to be somebody’s name, because why would a business owner randomly pick such a bimbo-esque name?  Guess I was wrong.

Unless he financed the movie himself or was the sole producer, then the buck probably stops with other people too.

“In January, an Illinois judge reversed his own rape conviction of an 18-year-old so he wouldn’t serve prison time for assaulting an intoxicated 16-year-old girl.”

People who are in prison don’t go into witness protection.  It’s people who have testified against or given information about alleged criminals.