Watch it.  It’s good.

All the smartest people write their comments like e.e. cummings.

What minds were Johnny Carson or Jay Leno changing? 

If I lived somewhere where Applebee’s was the best option for a “fancy date”, I think I’d reconsider if I wanted to continue living.

There are no birth control pills at a gas station, and you need a prescription to get them at drug stores.

Her given name is Elizabeth.  There may well have been an Elizabeth Feldstein in SAG already. 

I would definitely rather be Josie, Katy, or Peg than Steely. Even Aja or Rikki would be better.

I don’t know what you’re seeing that you think it dominates the cultural discourse. Are they screaming about it a lot on Fox News? I’m guessing so, but they shouldn’t be the arbiters of culture.

A second? Cue to me standing at the self-checkout for 5 minutes at CVS while the thing beeps, waiting for the employee who said they’d be right back.

They who?  Are you referring to the trans girl?

My dislike for Bill O’Reilly knows no bounds, but he grew up on Long Island.  Surely he saw a Black person in a restaurant before adulthood?

The Last American Virgin too.

You can bag your own groceries in a regular checkout aisle too.

So every person of your dad’s generation is exactly like your dad?

Only one of them?

I knew what she said.  Plenty of lyrics that I screwed up in other songs though.

Please stop with the excessive use of the term grooming.  If he was, in fact, waiting until she was an adult before dating her, that’s not grooming.  It’s the exact opposite.

If you’re an actor who is so disappointed about continuing to work in a well-paying job but not in the exact job you want, then text your complaints to your best friend or your agent, who might be available to console you. If you complain publicly, the rest of the world is going to think, “If it’s so bad, they’re…

I could see that being a cool thing to have in a dorm room with no kitchen, assuming you have a freezer big enough to hold a frozen pizza.

Walburga?