I remember back in the early 80s, when my family didn’t make enough money to be dirt poor, my parents being without a car. My dad was a Plumbers Helper (the base level plumber that’s basically a gopher) and my mother was a stay-at-home mom (because there was no work for her). Anywhere they went, they either had to…

Man. Girls aren’t real. They’re just something made up to get people to buy cars.

I love everything about this story.

I'm dying laughing at my office right now, because Gordon Fucking Ramsey is getting a LaFerrari Spider and this guy isn't Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!

Speaking as an engineer, this is one of the most insightful posts I’ve ever read on Jalopnik.

Well, technically NASA did. But I didn’t correct it out of laziness.

You watch Gravity while floating in a room surrounded by cold vacuum and then tell me that.