After Tuesday, I said to my buddy that Becky is the most complete performer in the history of women’s wrestling. I can’t think of anyone else that could do all the aspects that make someone a “top guy” better than her.

Does Splinter even have any POC staff anymore? I get they had to cut staff, but why only the POC staff? I truly wish I had your cognitive dissonance to call out privileged white people for having a platform as a privileged white person with a platform and not have the slightest bit of irony or self-awareness. That…

I know, but a manufacturer isn’t going to spend a ton of money to put on special brakes on a car just to save five customers five minutes at the track.

Mike Gundy gets paid $5,000,000 per year to coach football at a public university.

He knows his fanbase

“Get your facts straight!”

Also, go fuck yourself to the fullest extent of whatever law Donald Trump chooses to ignore today.

-Elizabeth Warren has never mentioned her ancestry to get a job. Jobs that people have claimed to have hired her based on race have said “we literally never knew about that until after she was hired.” They have said this many, many times.

Why not both? Maybe GTI is the answer especially since they now have twice the warranty as the Miata. 

Any Democrat who uses the word “bipartisanship” needs to be politely escorted from the building and cordially asked to never return.

By that logic, any corrupt CEO is an argument against capitalism.

this is not remotely true. Any police union >> UAW in that argument. 

Eh, if that’s the case, then Jim Traficant is the greatest argument against democracy.

Gatekeeping is lame. Especially lame when it’s as inconsequential as this.

Tebow’s not coming back.

I could be their older Asian “friend”. Show up at rallies. Go to cross burnings. Act as their wise guide to not being an asshole aka Obi Wan.

Tom, your articles are always informative based on your ongoing experience in the business, and having you here is a real asset to Jalopnik (a win-win). Thanks.

Tom, this is an interesting perspective. I’ve heard people say something along the lines of “I don’t need to buy a car, but they need to sell me one.” Nope. They need to sell someone a car, doesn’t have to be you.

get a lot of phone calls from people who are dying to come and play here

“Many people are saying they’d like to play with me. The best people. Very best. Very beautiful people. My uncle, who was a player for MIT, told me that I have a great football mind. One of the best. Maybe the best. Very natural football scientist. Many people are saying so. I don’t know. Maybe I am.”

I should eat Popeyes more often… those spicy tenders! Nothing beats Popeyes in New Orleans at 1am during Mardis Gras. Except maybe Bojangles.