Anything non-Suntory to recommend for a Saints fan preparing for Saints fans being the most butt-hurt out of all the WYTS emails? Saints fans make me feel like god exist but he has a fucked up sense of humor.

My brother’s idea is buying a Perazzi shotgun, cut down the barrel and add cheap ebay plastic stock on it.

Take a one and two zeros off and you have yourself a deal.

They will 100% not cover these stories. 

On behalf of the Asian delegation, white people can keep her. We won the racial draft by the way.

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Just give me an AWD ATS with the LT1 already.

They say no man is an island. Except you. You’re an island.

Thanks for sharing and thanks for being one of the few tasteless comments on Deadspin. Sweetpea is one of my favorite fighters of all time and it was hard on me this morning when I saw the news. Somehow it felt a little worse when I saw people taking shots at a dead man who wasn’t an angel, but didn’t deserve to be a…

Character arcs are important. Looking at you Dan and Dave.

The working class 2000GT

I don’t have the white answer for you.

Westbrook was better than Melo ever was, but nonetheless, I feel like his career’s going to wind down in almost exactly the same fashion.

CAUSE KNICKS BABY!!!!!!!!!!

The looks like a car that’s about to sneeze.

Albert deleted this but I remember. Let’s save this to remember when a dude tried to delete something because he got butthurt.

Ingram has the highest ceiling since he has the draft pedigree along with size, scoring ability, and the potential to improve his shooting to become all-star/borderline level. The pick swaps and future picks are going to be a lot more valuable and it’s a massive haul compared to past trades for NBA stars. 

You never heard Saints fans cheering Wade Wilson, their own QB, getting a concussion.

Wolf Blitzer is Randy Hedberg.