It’s not as if he he won a gold medal for Canada or anything.

Not all the time.

Do you think the 76 is the IQ or that they’re a fan of Fallout 76, which is also a sign of low intelligence?

That’s a lot of the country now to be honest. You get out of the metropolitan areas and it turns super red. Austin, Dallas, and Houston are kinda liberal cities (relatively speaking of course). Cities like Nashville, New Orleans, and Atlanta are pretty liberal too and it’s surrounded by a sea of red.

I’m saying this is the unauthorized biography of tens of thousands of Chinese Asian guys.

I was wondering why the quality of the writing has improved around here.

4 seasons of 1,000+ Yards from scrimmage and being a contributor to a Super Bowl team is not a bust. Ki-jana Carter and Curtis Enis are bust. 

If you ever worked in Juvenile corrections, you’ll know that most of those kids got the shit kicked out of them by their parents and they still ended behind bars. Spare the sanctimonious bullshit.

Friendly reminder that slavery wasn’t officially repealed in Mississippi until 2013.

Sometimes you just know someone is going to be a star:

I’m tired of these wars...these Star Wars.

I think we’re on the same side.

I thought it was because they’re thin-skinned little bitches that can dish out lazy jokes, but struggle to come up with anything clever. 

6 year 72,000 mile bumper to bumper and powertrain. Also transferable to next owner.

I’d never even consider a VW because of their reliability reputation, but I think I’m fully on board with their new warranty.

Some say it’s broken down in an Alfa storage unit somewhere in Italy.

TEBOW SAVE US

Camry Morghulis

I love Popeyes but Brothers is dope as fuck.

Can’t be white privilege if it’s written by someone with tribal affiliation right? For a dude so proud of his Indian heritage to the point of using it as a cudgel towards Elizabeth Warren, Nick Martin sure sounds like a whiny white asshole.