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Yep all James Conner’s fault and not Roethlisberger having 4 turnovers.

Most cities in Italy apparently.

“My dear” = Polite bitch be cool.

Because the same society that taught some people they were heroes, saviors, inheritors of the Manifest Destiny ideal, taught me I existed only in the background of their stories, doing their nails, diagnosing their illnesses, supporting their love interests — and perhaps the most damaging — waiting for them to rescue

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If you work for the WWE, you know you make money for this man right?

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Love on Delivery is my favorite Hong Kong rom-com:

Overkill unless it’s for brand new SVT Lightning...

Why is there an app for everything except how to rape a baby?

Let’s play a game. Between the president and a mere athlete, who is:

I’m not sure why their names haven’t been published yet since it’s already been published in the news. Lt. John “Mike” Morris 36; Fire Medic Justin Sweeney, 36; Fire Medic Andrew J. Martin, 28; and Acting Lt. Cortney Barton, 38.

I think it’s less people being protective of their “thing” and more guy being a judgmental asshole for no reason. No one talks about how every Deadspin article has Hemmerling post an unfunny joke or details about his boring ass life.

It’s not. Hemmerling just leads a shitty life so he has to shit on everyone else to make him feel a little better about himself.

Crack pipe.

I had a Miata and a Lightning. I had way more fun in the Miata.

Simpsons did it first again!

Dumber than HamNo’s workout advice is his boxing writing. Wyman was the only knowledgeable writer about combat sports on here and that includes Daniel Roberts.

I come to Deadspin for the occasional funny Kinja, Diana, and the lunatic ravings of Drew and Albert. Deadspin really loves to take shots at Simmons and a lot of their competitors, but I often read their stuff instead of scrolling down for a commentator joke.