I guess I can get back to worrying about an Asian-American nuclear exchange

In practice, it will cost substantially more than $6 to travel 9 miles via Uber Pool each way in LA 10 times a week.

I’ve been using super glue for quite a bit of time for cuts and wounds. Buddy of mine’s dad is the head of ER in Tennessee and his pops told him it’s pretty effective if you don’t have insurance.

19 points on 50% shooting, 8 boards, and a +/- of +7.

Kyrie Irving for Jordan Clarkson, Larry Nance Jr., Rodney Hood, Ante Zizic, and the 8th pick. Cavs have a bright future!

That was a great documentary.

Something something Burt Ward

Rolling Coal

Kevin Durant

Not Drew

I’d rather go to Port of Call.

“Girls don’t want to date me because they’re intimidated by my looks and wealth.”

My wife is gorgeous, great in bed, but there’s a decent chance she’ll murder me.