I know! If you substitute the animals, this is how I pose for pics with my dad:

YUP. They totally look like child brides. AND I'm super skeeved/annoyed that anyone would ask (what looks like) an 8 year old little girl to "pledge her purity" to her father. FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE. Talk about letting a kid be a kid.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Maybe it's just me, but all I can see are child brides in their wedding portraits. Those poses are super creepy and couple-y. Not how I looked when I posed with my dad at my wedding, or any pictures. Ergh.

I feel like your age, relationship status, and type and variety of cheese on hand would really skew these results.

Me too.

What the actual fuck is happening here?

Would parenting classes really be such a bad idea? Some knowledge on childhood development would have really helped out my parents who always expected me to act like I was 35.

He's pregnant with anger.

If you call someone a faggot (while you're shoplifting, no less), I think that you should be so lucky that they stop at just Febrezing you.

Thanks for sharing your measurements! They are relevant!

I'm not sure I really understand what experience people expect to have when giving birth... is the end point not to have the baby there with you safe and sound at the end of it all?

Having pushed out a 9 pound baby 8 days ago, I would just like to give a resounding NO THANK YOU. Nope. Nope nope nope. That shit hurts like hell: I can't imagine how much worse it would have been without an epidural (even if it was wearing off during delivery—it was SOMETHING!) You do you, woods ladies and natural…

our choices should be about protecting your kid, not having your dream birth

Thank you. I'm 8 months pregnant - mind reviewing my birth plan? Here it is:

Patton Oswalt had a bit that summarizes my feelings on this. "You know what they were dreaming about when they were having their babies out there? HOSPITALS. They were dreaming about HOSPITALS."

I'm due to have a baby in a few days using a midwife in a hospital. Here's the deal: it takes any reasonably intelligent human being ONE SINGLE ENCOUNTER with fear of losing your child to appreciate modern medicine and know that your choices should be about protecting your kid, not having your dream birth. I've had …

I like when people talk about how women were giving birth in fields for centuries as if it always worked out so well that way.

"Our presence at these births is going to make them far safer than if they were doing it on their own,"

"For me, the issue of feminism is just not an interesting concept. . . Whenever people bring up feminism, I'm like, god. I'm just not really that interested." She went on to say, "I'm more interested in, you know, SpaceX and Tesla, what's going to happen with our intergalactic possibilities."