LOL I didn't cheat, I did just break up. But I didn't want to add that to the op post because I didn't want to seem like I was judging. But yeah, terrible! He would be like, "Do you want THE HOG?"

SXSW.

HAHA, I said it was because she has the ice storm inside her and like the personal flurry she made for Olaf she was able to keep her dress. He didn't like that logic. I'm a little concerned over how much he seemed to want to see her naked.

Person #3. Let me say one thing to you first. "Be kind to yourself." Actually, let me say two things to you, and add "this too shall pass."

This is sad. It's absolutely crazy how in just 15 short years people have evolved to the point where they cannot do without their phones. We simply MUST be able to document and share every random and meaningless impulse and social media feeds the attention-seeking beast by giving us an ever-present audience. I have…

That's so nice.

This is so sweet. This guy looked like he needed some good news in his life.

Imagine rich Wall Street guys starting a campaign telling everyone that money doesn't make you happy and "doesn't move you forward in life." Similarly, Beyonce has a big chuck of pretty capital, and it's served her very, very well, and moved her forward in life quite a bit, over and above what her talent capital would…

The milk comes more like it's coming out of a showerhead and not a hose!!!! That was a random surprise, lol.

1) They don't fit everybody. I've bought both brands and while I don't think my vagina is specifically ~magical~ or anything, but they were both just way too fucking big, no matter what size I bought.

GREAT question. Always and forever this one.

I wish this article had a happy ending =(

I can't even sit still for 80 minutes.

Right. Because the banking industry is a bastion of morality. You can find more decency on Spankwire.

How dare a corporation that steals houses from people judge anyone's "reputation."

Good. Finally, someone on Wall Street is taking a stand against fucking people for money.

I read the phrase elimination communication and had a conscious uncoupling from my sanity.

RE #2 — I know an Elimination Communication (will never get old) mom, and I think it's hilarious that she believes her nanny is actually letting her kids crawl around bare-assed peeing all over the floors all day while she's at work. That lady is bringing diapers from home and doing a 5:15 garbage chute run or my…

We Need To Talk About Kelvin.