Please note the dumb, clickbait-y title. Why would a night with a lunar eclipse be darker than a night with no moon at all?

how would they even be able to arrest you? You could just say, “oops, I made a mistake, I typed in the wrong PLU”.. how could they prove you did it on purpose?

Chicago’s red and black would look great on the White Sox but weird on the Cubs and Bears.

This was so funny, I couldn’t stop Gigling

The BBQ place near my office does Brussels Sprouts and they are surprisingly good.

We should get on the expressway. This neighborhood is getting too hip hop for me.

Loy Vaught

The Mavinets trade! Forgot all about that one. IIRC they were mostly trying to get rid of Jim Jackson

I bought a new Civic a few years ago. The guy ask if we wanted the undercoating and I said “yah I don’t need no sealant though”. He did not catch the reference.