THIS MARRIAGE IS SUFFOCATING ME!

I agree, but I enjoyed his American accent when used for comedy.

Okay, but which Batman? West? Keaton? Clooney? Bale? Affleck? Patterson? Conroy? Batmanuel?

According to the everlasting know-it-all Yogurt, Jesus first mastered MERCHANDISING!

Ace Ventura: The Victorian Era

*Luke and Leia grab Kylo's helmet and begin an impromptu game of "Monkey in the Middle"*

Even me?!?! I knew it, I knew it!

And sadly in real life, mothers have disowned their children for a lot less than patricide.

We’ll know for sure if it’s him if he gives anyone an “ocular patdown”.

A (Liz) Lemon Party of Five is MANDATORY!

I was gonna mention Jess-Bell if it wasn’t mentioned. Boy did that episode irritate me. 

From the makers of Perri-Air!

This sentence has me provoked, powered and pewildered.

I love that the MST3K compilation posted has “Malignant Narcissism” playing in the background. A little over two minutes of awesomeness.

We’ll know the CMCU exists for sure if Manson appears in the new Ghostbusters.

I'm not big on the cutaways but I liked that one.

Krieger, you know what you have to do now: Hologram Peart.

I don’t mind a little pretention when the music more than makes up for it. R.I.P Neil Peart.

“Hey Geralt! Knock knock!”

He’s not very leonine though....