Ugh, that sounds positively Seagallian

That's why you ALWAYS take that left toin at the Albeqerque Galaxy. 

Hobbs And Shaw: Tappin’ That Candy Ass

Fackin' A right I did, kid! 

Critics have panned the movie, stating “all this aggravation ain’t satisfactioning me”.

Well, there is a movie in which Elvis and JFK fight a mummy in a nursing home. And Elvis is played by Bruce Campbell. It's gonna be hard to top that.

That's sad. I was hoping once they discovered the whole zombie issue they'd understand. 

He could only remember the Lailalai part.

Emperor Hadrian the Greekling would approve.

That way you can say the name of your state (er, Commonwealth), and be the baddest dude in Revere!

Because of the implication?

Does Liv ever reconcile with her mother and brother? I stopped watching after that incident, I found it too upsetting at the time.

I saw that scene for the first time parodied in Spaceballs as a kid and was thoroughly disgusted/creeped out.

They missed the ROCKETSHIP scene!

Does anything really ever star Sheen Estevez?

The Social NNNNNEEEERRRDwork.

He’s BREATHTAKING! That’s all we need to know.

Maybe it's a candy with a hard outer shell and a chewy center. A Blow-Pop ass, if you will.