It’s a shame. It was such a simple gesture by WNBA players, should have been a slam dunk.

Eh, it seems relevant:

How do you feel about dongers?

To be fair, that was Carlos Jekyll.

...but he didn’t.

Cool! But I made a free map that shows all the Pokemon Go details for NYC.

Consider the source of the comment, though. To a NBA Philosopher like Schrodinger’s First, Kevin Durant is both on the Thunder and not on the Thunder. So.

+ 1 aortal bypass

I gave you a Starr, too... but it resigned.

And chance we can get a Best Cardinals Loss category for the Deadspin Awards?

“Mozgov is award!”

Blatter is corrupt; Blazer is sleeeeeeeeze. #catapartment

Jesus James Christ — The Decision and Durant are apples and goddamned pineapples (which are unimpeachably more different from apples than oranges even though, yes, “apples” is in their name, which I didn’t realize until I typed it). James called his fucking shot. He said, I’m going to bring a title to Cleveland because…

For real. Somebody tell Haisley?

Spare me. Name a superstar whose #brand isn’t showing.

Confused. This isn’t about MLS or Barca. Huh.

I’ll bet Trump was just buying the helmet so that he could give it back to Tebow so that little Timmy could continue playing football. Very charitable!

...pation?

We’re all clear that our hero was concussed into next week, right? Dude has no idea a) he walked into an coach or b) that wasn’t his sideline.

Christ. This fucking list. This lineup of asshats is so deep I’m like leave poor Jerry Jones alone. Fuck everyone.