Silly Quebec City. If you want an American sports franchise, you have to bribe our politicians, not yours!

For sure. For sure. I just wish there was a sports colloquialism commonly deployed to describe that happening on such a big stage...

If Argentina can’t conquer Chile on the second go in as many years, how can they win the World Cup? I’ll give Argentina a pass for dropping last summer’s final in Concepcion, but last night? Chile scythed down Argentina with ruthless efficiency. Claudio Bravo was brilliant. It’s possible Chile is one of the three best…

Hard football is good football. The fact is the best scorer in the world, possibly ever, stepped up for a free throw and missed the backboard.

Ugh, did anyone who starred your post even watch the game? This is the tamest of all possible takes. Messi literally tried to retire in the locker room.

Woof. Euros have been trash. Maybe someone will give Germany a game, but Chile or Argentina would mop up Europe right now.

Messi will be back. He just needs to spend a few seasons in Miami.

[Wakes up in a cold sweat]

Is that the trophy? Does the top part really levitate? No way it levitates.

Heh. Leave the bitching to a man who doesn’t know what he’s talking about! Good work.

Hot pisco takes are good takes.

“Hey. You, uh... you, see that? Yeah? Yeah?! Bro, he’s signing the pipe... it’s a dick!!!”

[Hits the pose]

- Smarmy McDoublepoint

Bryant has indicated he will use an affirmative defense, as it’s not clear his behavior was out of bounds.

Look, if you don’t want to stay, no one wants to offer you money to leave. So, okay.

Respect the Process. #1 pick is Sam Hinkie.

“You want to hear about a good Cuban sandwich? Oh, boy, do I have the story for you...”

- Mark Cuban

Looks great with any pair of basic old-ass sneakers:

And this has been known for decades. I don’t understand how there are so many people who are “shocked” and “troubled” by these revelations. The hell information were these people waiting for?

For me, those two posessions late in the fourth when LeBron switched onto Curry. He wanted the literal symbol of beating Curry so badly. Got nothing both times. Next trip, timeout, Irving three. Says everything about what James needed all along — someone he can trust.