This is a better speech than the ones given at my high school and college graduation ceremonies.

I think Patrick started with “The San Antonio Spurs,” second-references ‘em with “they’re” halfway through that line, and still has the Spurs in mind when he kicks off the second paragraph.

Or maybe the hottest take is no take at all.

Oh, good, a slightly watered down version of the real thing— now with foreign ownership! It’s...

No, but under a controversial proposed “Hot Kinja” clause he would get paid double while locked up because of your comment.

I could be insured against such Hott Takez? SHOW ME THE DOTTED LINE!

Canada sure gets bored without hockey.

AEK’s team name is the ExPatz?! That’s awesome.

That’s 100% correct. Thanks... for trying, I guess.

The rule cited forbids “partisan political” behavior. Displaying solidarity with and as a minority group is not a violation of partisanship.

Hey there, Tiger.

Well, I think we know what gave you that food poisoning.

The confirmation bias is strong in this one.

...a very funny half-hour comedy starring Sharon Horgan and Rob Delaney as an eponymous couple...

Ha, the way Nos. 1 & 81 are standing ever-so-slightly apart... no way they were involved...

And once again, random people on the internet save me from a trip to the doctor. Take that, Obama!

Paul McCartney, who as a young man complained that money couldn’t buy him love.

Woman is eating something like 25,000 mg of potassium every damn day; you’re supposed to get like 3,500. Her electrolytes levels must be crazy.

Your dedication to the cause is admirable.

Now that everyone’s piling on Flaming Lips — not unfairly — perhaps it would also be fair to point out the two bands have very different intentions. Radiohead is playing music to be at the forefront of rock, while Flaming Lips has chosen to take pop to its absurdist extremes. Both are very successful.