Aww. You said “massive crush” and let’s be honest I though you were talking about Ortiz.

I don’t mean descent in a bad way — the band dug deep for that album and I love a lot of it. (I love a lot more of Amnesiac, I’ll confess.)

Which I love them for. Flaming Lips are fun! But shit. Deep end.

Flaming Lips. After the descent into Kid A/Amnesiac, Radiohead came back to the surface. Meanwhile, I’m certain Wayne Coyne is living in one of those big plastic balls.

Well, you did go to school for it.

Nothing says “Attractive pic!” like a slack-jawed, tongue-sagging, peace sign-waving selfie, brah!

Christ, Billy, if you don’t like something just don’t write about it. This isn’t even a hot take. It’s just pointless.

Hahahaha — no it’s not.

All of them. Absolutely, unequivocally, all of the time all of them.

It’s a testament to how desperate and lousy Ted Cruz is as a human (?) that the GOP could get away with so many lousy and desperate schemes to stop Trump.

There were severa— oh, the very last one. Yeah, I dunno.

“...do you think anyone noticed we changed it?”

Content companies may have the problem of turning profits on what they paid for these properties, but conferences and leagues have kind of an opposite problem: growing their product with no more — maybe fewer — eyeballs than before these huge contracts.

...shooting an AK at a wall of candidates while blindfolded.

Yes! Redd’s Apple Ale is the highlight of my evening too.

The catty media is no true friend of Foxes.

Did you know the Cardinals lost their 12th game today?

Yeah, this is, uh, definitely the soccer headline we should be talking about right now.

He had to give the super-subtle “Hey, guys, someone get me outta here” wrist-face wipe signal three times!

Sponsored Kinja ads? Ew. That would probably be some half-assed copy-paste job like...