Dammit, Jared, you’re supposed to wait until they pay you to say this shit. Didn’t you learn anything in col—

If you’re following Tunsil on Snapchat, maybe now is a good time to reconsider.

Oh, Boomer. It happened more Sooner than you realize.

“Update (9:43 p.m.): Tunsil has finally been drafted by the Miami Dolphins at #13.”

Interesting. Few players actively try to get Cleveland to draft them.

So, the video gets a warning, but the main image shows the injury anyway? Nailed it.

I’ll T.Hank you to just leave Vinnie’s the hell alone.

Barry, may I have permission to republish your second to last paragraph on my uncle’s Facebook page? Would be helpful. Thx.

For Ibañez, this is a real professional dinger.

You may have struck on what may be MLS’s promotion-relegation endgame — when, thanks to parity, every owner has bought in and is guaranteed the same payout despite division, the league of too many teams could split.

Cool. No mention of the scoreline, which team was playing away, or that, oh, yeah, this is basically the first leg of every major tournament semifinal. Cool. Great post.

Some people in the comments are trying to turn my words against Billy? But I read his articles and they are fine! His articles and I have found a good balance. See?

I definitely like this article. Some people have suggested it is aimless, but no point is made without aiming about. It is fine. I read it and I liked that I read it, okay?

...and take a bit of the shine off Stephen Curry’s return.

What’s the office over/under on when someone in the Cardinals organization mentions these posts in a post-game INT?

This is some Serie A Kinja.

Also... not wrong.

Eh, I’m guessing they’re using Alienware tablets, tho, so probably Google Maps on Android.

Nah, as a guy who has lost the ability to rock the main boulevard of his cranium, I have only a begrudging respect for the widehawk.

Well, don’t use her good stuff! A decent box wine will do the trick.