Does Rovell wake up every day and profit off these young men and women and a system he seems to not fully understand? Sure. But, unlike Rovell, at least these kids have a change to do something worthwhile with their careers.

UP’s cool. But probably only cause it literally doesn’t touch the rest of the state.

No, this is true. That any city would be ranked below Birmingham, however, is the hottest take.

Is the video of the single snap Ferguson -wasn’t- in a highlight or a lowlight? A “no-light?”

Only two messages lurking there... but from 2009.

You just go ahead and take one of these:

Dude, go take a nap.

Fun fact: You and Bernie Bros are equally insufferable.

“These guys and my damn twin brother.”

Take it from a reformed vegetarian (we all make mistakes), anyone who sells “mock” anything can and should be ignored.

Tyson: Congrats, University of Cincinnati!

#donthatethebait

Guy clearly traveled here from the year 2002.

Had great stats last year, tho.

Yeah, I was just thinking it’s a win-win for the police. No trial to embarrass the officers and no charges equals propaganda mode.

You’re lucky he didn’t tear-up-in you. (That’s where the nickname comes from, obviously.)

The lower dip down of Maryland is underrated. Beautiful country down there.

Coach Williams: It’s your job to keep my players eligible.

Christ, Billy, did they not let you write anything today?

This clinches the Team Jezebel win for me today — the first time I’ve ever read interesting NASCAR news!