Soccertude? In Italy? Why cantenaccio get the name right?!

Yup. Make it three. This is not making us look good...

That’s true! I believe he also had some other opinions regarding hygiene which were... unfortunate.

I will never truly comprehend how 40% of Deadspin could stand up to wipe. What a world! In your professional sports opinions, however, do you think this ridiculous percentage is reflected among professional sports people?

One time I went to Morocco and ate food at a restaurant and then later I felt kind of weird and pooped and it was not comfortable and my poop was a delightful shade of purple, which was a little disarming, because purple, but that was some really weird shit, literally.

This isn’t funny anymore.

Welcome to today. If you weren’t yet, you’re woke as fuck now.

Ask not what Kinja can do for you... because, no, it cannot.

Close enough.

Want this! Want this! Want this!

Actually, pretty sure the overlap on that venn diagram is labeled “MRA,” so maybe not as funny as you want it to be.

1. Crossover episodes are my favorite thing.

Don’t worry, Jalop is safe. I don’t think you can parody something that isn’t self-aware.

What is Jalop?

Everyone seems to have this photo gaffe under control... so, let’s try:

As usual, Young is about 33% on the mark.

“Oh, now everyone’s cool with their sneaky shit on camera?”

“Excuse me, excuse me. I didn’t start it. I didn’t start it.”

“No, I understand the argument, and, legally speaking, I can understand how the courts ruled in this manner, but my God, no, that’s not at all what we meant! I’m sorry... really, I shouldn’t be laughing..."

This is not opaque. Anyone with basic exposure to Egyptian culture knows this. And it’s fine if you don’t.