Damn! That’s a nasty subtweet at Bill.

I agree. Haisley’s point is absolutely missing.

How does this not have more stars?

Only, you don’t know how that swerving sequence ends when you tap your brakes to start it happening You want to point to the end result to justify a bad thing having happened, and that is why you are a jackass.

Well, we really didn’t want to get involved. Some other kids were fighting, including some kids we were friends with. They wanted us to fight with them! We said no, we want to stay in the greys, but we were kind of cheering for our friends and giving them tips — and eventually the other kids got mad at us for doing…

I was wondering the opposite — if the point wasn’t to make the challengers state out loud that there is, in fact, no real obtainable alternative.

Oh, for sure, man. Swerving into a median and “No one nearly died” are totally compatible! You really nailed it.

+ 1 eye roll
+ 1 wanking motion

(Psst... it was sarcasm. You’re using ends to justify means. Jackassery.)

Nice to see Melo finally get that Ring Around the Rosie.

I love the grey. Because, hey, maybe 1 or 2 times a day I get a friendly little Chris Paul nutsack slap that says, “hey, bro, that’s funny! People gonna read your shit now.” And that feels good. I mean, it feels terrible, but it’s nice.

You say tomato, I say to-build a giant statue and burn it in the street! Everyone wins when everyone’s drunk.

Dude, Google: “Valencia las fallas”

You never can be too careful. There be greys about...

/s

Nice try! You don’t live in Virginia. You live in the Alps.

I’ll bet Stan Kroenke, the facial hair equivalent of a shart, would be best fucking friends with Jimmy Haslem. If it weren’t for, you know, Cleveland.

Sad day. I guess we’ll be seeing the Goose Gossage obit any minute now?