What a finish! Had no idea Denver made the Sweet Sixteen. Gotta love March Madness.

Happy Birthday! On the bright side, every step from here on is another step towards the grave.

[polite applause]

Am I the only one who thinks Smith got the better shot in? Harbaugh’s shade is so old it’s a sundial.

Ehrlichman just shrugged. Then he looked at his watch, handed me a signed copy of his steamy spy novel, The Company,and led me to the door.

For me, the corner inbounds with 11 secs is the key. UNI had the possession arrow! All he has to do is secure the ball and wait to get tied up and UNI gets another attempt to inbound; or he gets fouled; and even if Tech is smart enough to not foul him, they would only get the ball with 1 sec to attempt a game-winner.

UNI had the possession arrow! He could have just stood there with a bear hug on the ball and waited for Tech to tie him up and won another shot at the inbounds.

Also, UNI had absolutely zero confidence at that point. They were obsessed with ball protection and failing at it. Had a player been fouled, he probably would have walked up to the free throw line and tried to ricochet the ball off a Tech player for a turnover.

I can remember driving through Ohio some 15+ years ago andlistening to radio call as OSU came back from 10 or 11 down to win against St. John’s and thinking, even a decade later, it was one of the more remarkable things in sports to have witnessed.

Racists say violent shit and their shit gets shut down. Good. Shouting down pro-Trump drivel is not “liberals” infringing on free speech — it’s the goddamned truth.

After considering carefully everything you have just said, I can arrive at only one conclusion: Deadspin is the -best- Gawker site and you have bad opinions. To the dick pics!

This is true. Certainly no standout moment to gush about, so that’s fair.

Of course not. But surely somewhere between Austin Peay and Arizona’s sweaty-ass coach there’s legitimate basketball interest, no?

Yeah, but Deadspin is barely feigning interest in covering the NCAA tourney, so never mind that details stuff.

Rarely is neither team so unworthy of a buzzer-beater.

It’s a good thing your hindsight is so good, because thinking rationally sure isn’t your thing.

Oh, SantaCon is the absolute worst.

Yeah, neaux way LSU assumes tacky airs.

You’re not trying very hard.

No fucking way — Burm Snart is gonna clean up that corner of the bracket.