Obviously, Titanic II will not sink on its maiden voyage. It will sink on its second voyage.

“Kobe Bryant Once Gave Pretty Hilarious Socks Advice To A Reporter”

Well, but you left out the part where Jucing’s brother got him/her the book for Christmas.

Christopher Columbus.

You’re missing the point. This isn’t a critique of the series, its an identification the show’s tone within the political landscape.

Running Windows on a Mac is like going to school for journalism and then posting on Kinja all day.

Remarkable. Cleveland couldn’t get this kind of offensive performance from Manziel all season.

14 points! Pair of TDs from Ranger and Timber. Not terrible.

Marry Kiffen; Bang Kiffen; Kill Kiffen. Easy.

This is a good and correct opinion. Thank you for it.

“Product spots, you pay so good.”

...two employees inappropriately accessed the patient’s health record.

Fucking scoreboard truthers, man.

Opposite. Mrs. Yipes, for example, enjoys a party but also enjoys “talking to people” and “understanding what’s going on.” Now, look, when I’m out of my element I’m content to just kind of make shit up as I go, but good for her, y’know?

Barren for decades.

Unfair. Considering the sideshow that just left town, hasn’t Iowa earned a few weeks to be crazy in private?

This speaks to me.

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Right? A running back has control of the ball, taps the pylon, touchdown; Tate has controls the ball with two hands and two feet in the endzone, fumble; while Bryant gets two feet in the endzone but has no control of the ball, which he eventually catches and comes down with out of bounds, and that’s a touchdown?

NFL Network will exclusively broadcast 10 additional games (some of these will actually be late-season Saturday games).