The First Phone Call You Make From Jail.
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No.
Was wondering if Green has contract milestones for triple doubles?
#scoreboardtruthers
A fair point. Still, after 3 days, I would need some questions answered.
Thank you for sharing. Your horror has been the internet’s great gain.
[nods solemnly] The strength you must have...
Maybe he’s a good janitor!
In an alternate universe, that guy knowingly taps his brush on the sink, then looks right at you: “It’s cool. I’m the janitor.”
Well, gosh, dammit, I’m going to have to follow you now.
Dude. You “almost” called the doctor after 3 days with red shit!?
the motherfucker picked up that one touching the floor and ate it.
Can’t “star” this enough.
other than the “real” bukkake what are the worst types of bukkake?
Uh, fries + Wendy’s Frosty has been a thing for a real long time.
Anything from “The firm that brought you Pencil Dick, the skyscraper” can just fuck right off.
Really makes you think, for sure.
I thought that was just, uh, history.
Spoiler Alert: He shoots it.