@TheOnlyNetsFan: Hey now, there was actual scoring in the Illinois/Michigan games this season.

Cannot play with them. Cannot win with them. Cannot spell with them. Can't do it.

Alrighty, time to hit the hay to see if I can kick this cold/flu.

@This.Is.Malcolm: May as well make the other guy Bill Hader, since he and Seth worked so well together in Superbad.

@This.Is.Malcolm: Oh no, you have to do that, but at the same time you're actually mobsters in the witness protection program. Hilarity will ensue. And it will be called "Gym Rats".

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: No, I'm the Key Arena Master. Which means I don't have much to do these days, since no one wants to watch WNBA games.

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: No comment, no Deadspin. Only Zuul.

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: That costume is just really hard to pull off. You pretty much have to be in absurdly good shape and thin, and even that isn't enough, it's still going to look weird on a lot of women.

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: That's why I said it's kind of cheating. She's a TV personality, so I'm sure she had makeup artists and such helping out. Not really fair to the other girls on that site.

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Heh, yeah, August can be pretty brutal. I was wondering if they'd continue to have Lollapalooza here after year one, when it was 99 on the "cool" day and 104 on the other.

@DougOLis: Yep, except given Hank's photo, it's apparently 1, not zero.

@Yostal: Everybody clap your hands for Yostal at that news!

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Well, there's also one of Olivia Munn from G4 in the costume, but that's kinda cheating.

@Pete Gaines: It isn't a bad area these days, but you never know who some drug dealer has a beef with. It wasn't so long ago that Wicker Park was run-down gangbanger territory.

@Pete Gaines: Did you hit The Boundary for the broadcast, or was this in another context?

@Yinka Double Dare: Oh yeah, and assorted Dean Martin, Bobby Darin, and Sinatra. For the Boers & Bernstein familiar, I have done Dean-o's "Ain't That a Kick In the Head" before. I feel like I should add a "RUNAWAY MEATBALL" after I'm done with it.

@Clare: My list is probably too long.