Oh noes, student sections occasionally have chants with expletives!

@Joe Hass: It was apparently a "parent from Jackson, MI". The only player on the team from Jackson that I'm aware of is Kampfer. It's not right, but it's awfully hard to blame Kampfer's dad for being incredibly pissed and going after the guy that just whacked his unconscious kid with a stick.

The Buffalo Bills edition is now partially produced in Canada and breaks down all the time.

The Kobe Bryant edition is an SUV that gives you a big diamond ring after you forcefully rear-end a compact.

Stay away from the Muschamp edition Dodge Ram due to risk of BOOM MOTHERFUCKER! explosion.

@White Speed Receiver: Take off, hoser Minnesotans.

On another topic, I think Kurt Warner pretty much guaranteed his entrance into the Hall of Fame. I mean, two Super Bowls and the MVPs and a title and his numbers were pretty good. But leading the freaking Buzzsaw to the Super Bowl is an achievement worth of enshrinement all by itself.

@What Would Kornheiser Do?: The fudge factor to allow the officials to justify whatever call they want to make.

@Craig Eshericks Mustache: It seems like they almost always rule those incomplete on review due to the mysterious "football move" thing since he only took one step.

That's an incomplete pass, but thanks to Harbaugh using his challenges in the first half, Pittsburgh ball.

@Rock You Like An Iracane: Ebert gave it 3 stars and said it was actually pleasant to see a comedy that doesn't rely on toilet humor or foul language, so I could see it actually being "worth taking the kids".

At this point, I can't see how an NFL team running the 3-4 doesn't see Brandon Graham (Michigan's best player last year and coming back for his senior year) and grab him, since I think he's actually better than Lamarr Woodley was at Michigan. Graham certainly doesn't have the talent next to him that Woodley had.

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: DC under Lovie Smith now literally doesn't involve actual coaching. Well, the DC is also a position coach, but Lovie is now going to call the defense, so the DC is just a position coach making DC money now.

Impressive artard penalty by the Ravens guy there, costing his team 30 yards.

Pittsburgh couldn't run the ball against Baltimore in the first two games, what made them think it would work today?

"He never turned around and he put his hands up and shielded the receiver, and that's a penalty."

@Pete Gaines: Well, all three of them have played in the era where 6 teams per conference make the playoffs, which started in 1990. Seems likely that's part of it.

@Dr. Michael Mancini: That'll seriously damage Canada's chance of ever hosting a Super Bowl.

@UkraineNotWeak: It's a firm holiday, but I'll be doing work at home most likely anyways.

@OnBiasPercentage: Are those related to Nightmare Ants?