Looks like if it slips out of your hands at this point your kids are taking a header onto the street.

My kids.

I've been using dark chocolate supplements for years . . . for my health, yeah.

Relaxing shower...haaaa...must not have kids

1)When I'm disassembling anything complex I take step by step photos of the process just in case I forget what goes where.

DRUG DEALERS ARE BOTH!

but guys, he's got that higher college degree and education.

Also he's not looking for patients OR customers???? WHICH IS IT? ARE YOU A DOCTOR OR A SALESMAN?

29) Question: Do "you" understand how to "properly" use quotation marks?

Huh. I was wondering why there seemed to be a shortage of quotation marks lately.

I am astonished at the boorish, mercenary attitudes of the brides in this article. It astounds me that any adult who wasn't raised in a barn could be so incredibly ungracious. So the guy gave them a giftbasket for their wedding instead of some fancy expensive appliance or a big wad of cash - so what? We received at…