She has twins. I say she earned the right to whine as much as she wants.

Nancy Wolff’s books:

LOL!

I purchased Marzipanstollen from Trader Joe’s today, but it’s too sweet. I bet when you make it at home it must taste wonderful!

Courageous you! I always wanted to make panettone, but then I see the 17 plus hours it would take and give it up. Hmmmm, panettone with melted butter and sugar! One of the best things in the world!

You couldn’t give another example, huh? ; )

For the day I’m stranded on an uninhabited island:

I’ve heard about 5 different ways of saying “bruschetta” and now I’m the one confused about how to pronounce it. Even after learning from Italians on Youtube I get corrected (but I have a blast!) :D

Happy Birthday,  Chá-Chá-Chá!

My cousin’s cats resisted all my efforts to get friendly with them. Even with treats. They were always aloof and disdainful. Until one day they cornered me near the kitchen sink, forcefully rubbing their tails on my pants (Aack, hairs!), meowing me to open a cabinet and get them cat food. But I knew they were on a…

I was attacked by a cat just because of that. That hurt my feelings more than my leg. ;-(

Cheers!

Complained to the airline that it was their fault, got corrected ticket, and never used my middle name again to make reservations.

I friend went to Japan to work as a dekasegi. Once we were talking about this, that putting salt on coffee, chocolate, etc...enhanced the flavor. Then he said he had to eat watermelon with salt in Japan. I asked if it was good, and he answered: “Argh, horrible!”

Once an airline put my middle name initial on the end of my first name, making it a new name, then they wanted me to pay them $200 or $300 to change it to the name I’ve always had. Pfffffff!

Christmas songs are biggest earworms factory ever. Avoid when possible, unless you want to hear again how the guy gave his heart last Christmas, and the girl wants a hippopotamus.

When we’re young we know all the answers. When we’re older we don’t even know the questions.

Right!? :D

Can I suggest Bud, not Buddy too?

Nonchalant mom is: “Well, baby is coming, so I’m taking my pants off.” Distressed cashier puts her hands up and shouts:“Gospodi!”