yikk
Yikk
yikk

“Drain the swamp” means different things to Trump voters than it does others. People on the left keep thinking “his voters will turn on him once they see how he’s staffing his administration with political and financial elites.”

Come on, man. Camel toe was RIGHT THERE.

“ . . . people who have made the attainment of money, rather than the attainment of ideals, the defining purpose of their lives. It’s hard to imagine that this is what all those Trump voters who wanted to stick it to the establishment were looking for.”

(reads explanation) (eyes glaze over)

You won, you giant fucking baby. Is there a profession more full of thin-skinned dickheads than college athletics coach?

I get being upset if it’s the team that’s up by 11 that tries the shot but to get your panties in a twist just because the losing team tries to make the score a little more respectable? Fuck off.

On the one hand, yes, it’s kind of classless to attempt that shot. On the other hand, who fucking cares? Why do sports have to be so sanctimonious all of the time?

That coach’s poor sportsmanship sure put the kid in his place for his poor sportsmanship.

As much as I hate the Blues, this joke is not good.

Patrick Maroon is a good sports person

Same, but for watching pre-Christmas bowl games instead of reading.

The cancer one is amazing. Holy shit.

Literally everyone in that stadium owes their employment to engineering. Not sure what your angle is. Also, the city was an island of blue in the election so your HOT TAEK is cold and wrong 2x.

CALL BERNIE KOSAR A RAVEN AGAIN, SEE WHAT HAPPENS

Love this guy. I like this.

Who would ever want to live in San Diego if there’s no perennial 8-8 NFL team there? It’s like hell on earth.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Nominally the former, but practically the latter. Colleges would prefer to pretend that male sexuality is something that it isn’t, but since actually following that premise to its logical conclusion would result in worse backlash than we’ve already seen, cherry-picking the easiest-to-punish cases is the acceptable

JEFF FISHER: I’m not fucking going 7-9!

*One finger of the Monkey’s Paw closes*

This wouldn’t even have been legal in the XFL.