This is a very strange and not super healthy way to think about relationships.

Has Kevin Harlan always been this good and I never realized it? Or has he gotten a little funnier lately. I love hearing that guy call a game.

hillary clinton blew a 3-1 lead

When did the sexually uptight televangelist busy-bodies of the 80's & 90's (Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson etc.) morph into the liberals of the present?

I don’t think they won. Their ultimate goal wasn’t the program, it was their own asses, and now all of them are either in jail, unemployed forever, or dead. They lost. I don’t believe for a second any of them cared more about Penn State football more than they cared about their own job or their own legacy at the…

I can see freezing up in the moment. I’m not going to say I’ve got a 1.000 average. So I can see him not fighting the guy or even breaking up the act. I can even see him taking a night to process what he just saw, talking to somebody, drinking himself stupid. Whatever. It’s horrific, but I will give him that much,…

Compared to the guys who protected Sandusky, he’s still the only hero of the story.

I’m thinking about it—what if we were able to present the opinion of someone affected by Castro without commentary, while also holding the belief that Saudi Arabia’s rights record and Guantanamo are bad? That’d be wild. If only it were possible...

Don’t forget gays sent to labor camps.

Browns fans! Lions fan here. Come, join us in the 0-16 club. We can put aside our various state rivalries and bond over the fact that we all live shitty, shitty lives.

No my friend, the Brownsiest thing possible is that they win against the Bills and Chargers and end up dropping from the #1 draft pick to the #4 draft pick which they then trade it, their 2nd round, Terrelle Pryor and their next three first round picks to the Cowboys for Tony Romo who immediately injures his back in…

I agree with a lot of his artisinal takes, but a good craft brew is amazing. After drinking excellent, flavorful beer, drinking a Bud or Coors tastes like drinking water.

I cannot believe I had to scroll this long for someone to call him out on his beer bullshit. Yes pretentious hipsters are annoying but craft beer gave us choice. Also, there is never a reason to drink budweiser. It is shit that causes shits. Other shitty beer? Absolutely.

BEER. That’s right! FIGHT ME, BRO.

Of course not, but you are not trying to produce click bait.

As I’ve said elsewhere, the main function of Twitter seems to be to allow people to quickly and easily make casual statements that can be completely ripped out of any larger context and used as a cudgel against them.

“Jost is saying that liberals should deemphasize equal rights for all people because it alienates rednecks.”

I’d say the reaction to a joke that was kinda clever, kinda meh, very harmless is perhaps a reason why Democrats lost the election.

This is true and also in no way justifies the way Democrats responded (or, more accurately, refused to respond) to those people’s concerns.

You’re an alcoholic.