I wasn’t anywhere near your sister.

He was probably bit by a stable boy, and in a panic decided to blame the horse.  It wasn’t pain that made him almost pass out.

Well no shit he is.

Okay, THAT is an apology. No punches pulled. Internet, take notes.

Well there’s at least one woman who is ready to run away with Trudeau as soon as he’s ready for her:

“I shouldn’t have done that. I should have known better and I didn’t. I’m really sorry.”

Just saying.. Carter is 94 and more lucid than trump

So the party that champions state rights is overturning California's environmental protection legislation. I'm beginning to suspect there may be an ulterior motive here...

No, Andrew, no.

Gentlemen. No one owes you a conversation or a carefully written, well-cited research paper on why women ought to have the same bodily autonomy that men do.

On the other hand, he’s apparently totally cool with statutory rape...

“I think that ‘fill the giant floats in the holiday parade with helium instead of poison laughing gas’ is a little too strict for living in Gotham City.”

It definitely wouldn’t be out of place in the 60's Adam West Batman series. I’m thinking The Mad Hatter

To be honest, I fully expect him to have health issues during the coming election. He simply looks terrible.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

He’s addressing the Fake News Lamestream “Enemy of the People” Media...

Trump thinks that pretty much any reporter that doesn’t ask him a question like, do you think America deserves a President as great as you? or why are you such a superior President than Obama? is part of the “fake news media” and biased against him.

I have never seen a guy who so many people seem to think is tough and macho be so quick to complain about people not being nice to him.

“Ric Ocasek did not take me home tonight. I never met him. He never treated me nicely. But I would like to wish his family well. He was a professional and I respect professionals. I respect you guys a lot, you people a lot. He was a real professional.”