This reminds me if a teacher I had in high school. She was in her 70s, tiny, and mean. But before class she would exasperatedly sigh and offer the class random life advice such as:

Shut up, tomato.

Shut up, tomato.

NOPE

Yes but where does this fall on the “Trump Brain Status” scale?

You can’t fix the land problems in CA without fixing Prop 13, which froze property taxes at 1970s rates and forbade the state legislature from passing tax increases without a 2/3 majority vote. The state is largely unable to tax property owners because of it, and that’s exactly how property owners like it.

This is going to be a thing soon, right? Vaping has killed like 6 people so I’m guessing it will be banned forthwith.

Shut up, tomato.

You mean those states’ rights they love to go on and on about when it concerns abortion and guns?

I’d ask how this new Tomato account has already found itself ungreyed from the moment of posting, but you—and I, and literally everyone else who’s been here for more than five minutes—already know the answer to that.

Shut up, Tomato.

Beto: Fucking immigration man!!!! Like, Trump sucks bro!

I believe it’s “argle bargle” but I’m not a Brit, so I don’t know. 

Shut up, tomato.

I could watch John Bercow all day long. Shine on you crazy diamond.

I think that’s the part that makes me the most angry. Clearly, a good chunk of the Republicans in power see how damaging this is to the Republican brand at the very least. But they continue to hang on like a bunch of sycophantic lampreys.

🎵 Hold me closer, flaming dancer...🎵

When the republicans don’t get what they want out of the deal?