I enjoyed the uber classy drunken fist fight, wherein Todd lost to his elder spawn.

My favorite memory of them is before I knew the name Palin.

So who gets custody of the guns?

Gollum/Smeagol 2020.

Trump hates his replacement, Tim Apple. 

“Good morning, here is Donald Trump shouting at you about jobs...”

Shut up, tomato.

Sherpas are so 2015.  We are hunting C-list reality stars this year.  

Lear? Ick,so proletariat, until you are flying in your own personalized A380 like me you are not invited to my Mt Everest summit chalet for my annual sherpa hunt.

Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over sound of my Lear jet engines. 

I was really hoping for a transcript.... I’m too delicate for that hardcore stuff.

“AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ABOUT THE COLOREDS!”

Most people who actually pay attention/work in employment seem to agree the unemployment rate is unnaturally depressed at the moment, as well. So many people are underemployed, working part time, or have dropped out of the job market entirely, the unemployment rate is almost meaningless.

That guy who was born rich, handed the keys to a successful business, suffers from Dunning-Kruger and screams for praise for everything he somehow doesn’t manage to fuck up.

#pussyassbitch +1

I think this is pretty straight forward:

Anyone surprised by this?

I’m sure this had absolutely nothing to do with race.  Nope, nothing. 

God, that whole “she’s dying” scene is the worst. Watching it just fills me with incoherent rage. I mean, what the screaming fuck? You’re telling hubby before you tell the actual patient? And it’s SUPER cool to just sit on that information for a while and NOT tell the actual patient? And his “what am I going to do?”…

It’s as if this is the moment that inspired Thomas Wiseau he could be an actor and make a movie.