We have passed from “God-awful” and “appalling” into Disney-levels of villainy here. He’s like an obese, orange version of the child-catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
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Hmmmm. These are the assholes dictating policy now. Let's get them first, huh?
Trump, Sessions, and Nielsen really need to be sent to The Hague for this.
Oh god Enty is nuts. Everything is related to the Clintons, pedophilia, some “church” in Africa that is doing human testing, some gay cabal in Hollywood, and that poor Chris Cornell.
See, you got me worried that she got the holoprosencephaly tooth thing, and I am relieved she didn't!
How can anyone with eyes, ears and a brain be undecided about Donald Trump at this stage of the game?
“If Jesus came back and saw what’s going on in his name, he’d never stop throwing up.”
Yeah — hard pass for me.
Of course he is. I could recognize his sulphuric fingerprints all over this policy.
Honestly, that’s why I don’t wear my Jon Oliver “Make Donald Drumpf Again” hat :(
We’ve been experimenting with buying cheap white wine and using the SodaStream on it. It’s .... not bad! And great as a mixer with fruit juice or whatever.
Hey! MSNBC is rehiring Sam Seder!
That’s what he said.
Why does The Orange One tweet out MAGA apropos of nothing? Is that what he exclaims when he ejaculates? Or squeeze out a turd?
The last three links aren’t linky. Or my finger is broken.
[Highway Patrol Officer]: Do you know why I pulled you over?
OMG HE BROUGHT UP TOOTSIE
In-N-Out fries are TERRIBLE. The secret is to find an In-N-Out location that is near a McDonalds. Get your burgers at the former, and your fries at the latter, and om nom nom.
What if my tree is made of ping pong balls, decorated in ping pong balls, with a giant halved ping pong ball base?