I’ll bring the drinks and snax!

Are your migraines like this?

And *don’t* boil the wine!

Well, it’s a bit more than three ingredients, but it’s hard to beat gluhwein (especially mitt schuss!):

Sooo... What happened? Did you “accidentally” elbow him in the windpipe? #pleasesayyes

Can someone explain the whole “working Royal” thing? Their job seems to be wandering around crowds and waving and going to events and making polite chitchat. But when William was flying his rescue helicopter and actually ferrying injured people to the hospital, people called him “Work-Shy Wills” and huh? That seems…

*I’m* hearing about Russia everyday! :bananadance:

I hope he has Pence too!

In other news, Michael Flynn is pleading guilty to lying to the FBI today.

The British should give proper names to their bank holidays.

I knew someone who was in “Three Amigos” and she said that Steve Martin was a bit distant but polite, Martin Short was an absolute joy to be around, and Chevy was a massive dick that nearly everyone wanted to punch in the face/balls, whichever would cause the most pain/humiliation.

He can enjoy his red wine in peace at my house! He’ll have to fly for five hours or so, but he’s always welcome, and I’ll buy the wine!

Steve Martin. Martin Short.

So NBC News spiking Ronan Farrow’s Weinstein story starts to make a lot more sense....

Never cared for Lauer (didn’t he push one of his co-anchors out the proverbial door some years back?).

I made a chicken stock once using my crockpot, and it smelled so good! But when I tasted it, it tasted like water that a chicken wandered by. Very little flavor. So disappointed.

What a photo! Looks like a painting!

I read that Bogart is too old for the flight. :(

They say that safety regulations are written in blood, and I shudder to think of them being stripped away by greedy idiots.

Nah — he’s 11! Miles before Moody Teendom!