Of course! He couldn’t resist the alluring curls and come-hither looks from that Labradoodle! Their love was forbidden!

The Page Six pearl-clutching over some pretty mild jokes was amusing.

IT’S THE DOG

I so want Washington Pot to be a thing

I dunno — if I had lovesick skeletons hanging around, I’d put them to work. “I’m glad you like my singing — do you mind cleaning the bathroom? Thanks so much!”

Wait — what’s going on in these? The tractor’s on fire, ladies are showering in the gym, some dude is being haunted and then tries to bone some bones... Are these examples of sin or pictorial representations of local news or...?

OMG — the toast! The toast! Why aren’t we talking about the toast?

Does she still sign her letters “the Honorable Omarosa Manigault”?

PERFECT

Not salacious enough (I’m hoping for a career-ending scandal).

I remember reading that TIME magazine article at the time (because I am an Old) and wishing there was a way she could have “accidentally” broken his fingers.

It was Smee for me. All hail Smee!

He’s got to die first, and then maybe we’ll hear from her family.

I’ve heard rumors of a particularly vicious assault between a very famous movie actor and a very famous (and underage at the time) movie actress, but I believe that until the antedeluvian actor finally kicks it, it’s not going to be discussed publicly. (The actress sadly passed away some time ago.)

I can’t remember which of these ex-Gawker sites it was, but someone told a story in the comments about going to a basketball game in Indiana while Pence was governor. The commenter was really drunk and really angry at Pence, and proceeded to shout abuse at him, until his friend pulled him aside and told him that he…

Yeah — after watching multiple House Hunters and House Hunters International, I’m surprised by the number of homes that think it’s a good idea to have either a bath or shower in the master bedroom, or even a toilet.

Nah.

Yeah, but Abe did it with a bit more panache.

Yeah — I don’t do that sort of spirits so I mixed them up. :shrug_emoticon:

I’m mightily amused by all the MAGA-morons flipping out on Twitter, demanding Jack Daniels drop Mila as their commercial spokesperson. “BOYCOTT JACK DANIELS” “I will never drink JD again”