Death isn’t an option, I assume?

If we are supposed to be judged solely on our abilities, why do we why rely on LinkedIn to identify us by race, sex and age? Back in the day, you were supposed to omit your photo on your résumé....

Oof. I’m getting sympathy-chafing at the very thought of it.

I flew Virgin Atlantic Business Class once from Heathrow to SFO and there was a point during the flight when the official person at the bar wandered off and I found myself acting as bartender for the four or five people gathered around.

When I hear “cruise” I think “norovirus” so NO THANKS

“If Jesus came back and saw what’s going on in his name, he’d never stop throwing up.”

I would totally lease a cat! Or better — a kitten! Then when it got out of the cute kittenish phase — BAM! New kitten!

My problem with brown rice is that it takes soooooo much longer to cook. Bah!

OMG

Hoo boy — I’ve met Ham of the Fifth Fish. This was when he was with Human Rights Watch. Sadly, no shocking stories. He used to come out to Berkeley to our fundraising offices and visit with his client consultant. They’d close the door of her office and just giggle up there for hours. We just assumed they were getting…

It looks like a First Communion dress to me (which brings up a whole other kettle o’ fish)....

I’m going as Tommy Wiseau and absolutely no one will get it. :(

Always a good plan!

Running away to Moscow?

PEE TAPE! PEE TAPE!

Yes — very Confidential Magazine. Ick.

Yeah — what is that all about? “Hello. I am the Leopard Pizza Box Lady. Rowr!”

I just want to thank whoever it was at Kinja who figured out the bug that messed up the ability of iPad users (or at least users of older iPads) to post comments for the past month. I would try to post or even like comments and I’d get the “log in with [social media choice]” even though I was logged in with The…

I think Harvey is an ass (the big blowup that led to the founding of The Blast confirms this) and Andy Cohen needs to stop believing his own hype.

Are they really talking about executing traitors now? Do they really want to be on the record about that? Because that may not end well for them....