Not just that, but his poll numbers are in the toilet, and getting us in a war is (sadly) a way to goose his support.

No shit. D:

Last night I dreamt that two horses stole a police car and drove it around town and I got it all on my iPhone. I was so excited — “this is going to go so viral!”

OMG YES

I think the change in nomenclature was because idiots would have a cold snap and say “GLOBAL WARMING IS FAKE NEWZZZ” — “climate change” is too wishy-washy, really. “Climate disruption” is more accurate.

Well, she has come out as a Trump apologist, sooooo....

Huh. Proud Mary used to be the Verboten Song. Guess I’m old.

Yep.

I emailed Amazon and Abco Direct to ask if these are in fact safe to use. Amazon said “dunno, can’t tell you because the product page is gone” but they issued a refund.

The closer the noose tightens re: the Russia investigation, the more batshit insane alt-right bullshit will be advanced as official US government policy.

Didn’t our current president* try to get into her panties by sending her bouquets of flowers? And she was so skeeved out by her one interaction with him that she was all “Ewww... just no.....”?

Wait — what about his pickup truck?

Re: Kris Kardashian — if wishes were horses, rides would be free....

Billy Zane! I thought that was Howie Mandel at first glance. Pleased it wasn’t.

He’s 4chan made flesh, isn’t he?

He’s 4chan made flesh, isn’t he?

Am I one of the few women who doesn’t give a shit what gender my physician is? I’ve had terrible doctors, male and female, and wonderful doctors, male and female.

Well. According to Yolanda, there’s Gigi, da udder one (Bella), and da udder udder one (Anwar).

I’m afraid to ask where this is from

Huh — my nephew was an intern for John Kerry when he was in the Senate, and said that McCain had a reputation for being mean to interns (not just his, but ALL interns) but that McCain spotted my nephew with Kerry and shouted to him “John — he’s one of the good ones!” So I will always have a soft spot in my heart for…