“Deliverance Demographic” — ain’t that the truth. The most discouraging part of an otherwise delightful drive to Yosemite from the Bay Area is seeing all the “RANCHERS FOR TRUMP” signs as you get closer to the park.

Yolanda will spit out her bone broth or her three almonds, but not both, never both, because my god it isn’t thanksgiving yet, people. #lemons

Catta, noooooooooo!

Monocled cobras? Classy! Chi-chi! Makes me think of Sir Patrick Moore!

Do they still do that at Burbank? I always felt very retro when I’d deplane using the rear stairs.... :)

Did she get hazard pay for eating carbs? Because most a-listers would demand it.

IK,R?

Didn’t even... book... accommodation...?

Watching one of those “Hoarders” reality shows, I was amazed at how many of them were people who were addicted to shopping networks. So much crap — most of it still in boxes, untouched.

My husband in British and he asked me what my favorite holiday is and I said “4th of July!” because it’s typically warm and sunny with great corn on the cob and proper vine-ripened tomatoes and none of the emotional baggage of a Thanksgiving or a Christmas. He rolled his eyes and said “Oh, thanks!” and I thought,…

Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Who’s the sacrificial lamb who will be compelled to wear the “I ❤️ TS” shirt?

I would have gone with “childish” over “childlike” myself.

Daughter-wife or wife-wife? Because I don’t think he gives two shits about Melania. Didn’t she bugger off to NYC the day after he leered at the Irish reporter?

I thought there was a big dust-up recently when they started making members who haven’t worked in ten years “emeritus members” (i.e. ineligible to vote).

What’s happening in that third image? After you roll up on the tennis ball, you belch for ten seconds?

Which one had Bowie as Tesla?

Is he lip syncing the singing part of that performance? Wow — the Tonys have gotten better with time!

There is a reporter for CBS News who pulled the short straw and his beat is interviewing Trumpaphiliacs in flyover country, and last week he was talking to the idiots who were waiting to get into the latest Trump rally/fapfest, and one scary blonde lady insisted that “now the world respects us!” and I thought “Which…

I thought the point was to get drunk at the event, and not weeks before when you’re deciding which hat to buy.

I think it’s allegedly a compact and a comb?