So Karl Malden....

Carl Kolchak! A nation turns its lonely eyes to you!

My emotional support dog is a Valium

Crowhaven Farm-style!

Throw all these fuckers in jail. Now.

I wonder how much it hurts to type with your dick.

I find the best use of NextDoor is to discover which of my neighbors are racist, xenophobic Trump supporters.

Anybody who gives Trump heartburn gets a slap on the back from me. May their number increase.

lol

Oh, Kathy. This isn’t Saudi Arabia. We don’t decapitate our traitors here.

I said it before and I’ll say it again: I never in a million years would consider the Burt Lancaster character in Seven Days in May as a good guy and yet....

We’re going at night, right?

He’s definitely a Pete Not-So-Good

OMG she got rid of the brother?!?

How dare Ryan pose with that kid in a wheelchair? Unless that kid is independently wealthy, his healthcare costs are enormous and not being paid out-of-pocket. But the smug bastard Ryan can’t pass up a photo op.

I know! 🐭

BART mice! I always look for the sooty BART mice when I’m in the City waiting for a train!

These are the prosperity-gospel numb nuts who don’t feature clients who are gay on their show, right?

Can the lake be on fire and loaded with PCBs first?

Only certain Catholic royals can wear white for a papal audience: