“Yesterday — I think it was yesterday — the greatest country ever was attacked big time by the failing empire of Asia....”

Are you not hep to the lingo of the cool cats? Squaresville!

She is missed. :(

I’m not terribly surprised, since we barely saw her this season, but still: BOOOOOOOOOOO :(

My favorite bit about the wedding was that George had a meltdown after he was compelled to throw petals in the path of the newlyweds and Kate Had Words With Him. Very Stern British Words!

I will always star a Kubrick Shining meme.

RESIGN NOW YOU MISERABLE TANGERINE FUCKSTICK

I read that as “if he eats Trump” and I thought PLEASE GOD YES DELIVER US

Forgot the photo op with Kissinger for no fucking reason whatsoever.

Here’s what mystifies me about HHI. I’ve seen multiple episodes where one partner of the couple is offered a job in some European nation. OK — could be transferred to the European affiliate of the American company. But then other partner mysteriously gets a job as well. How’d they swing that?

You forgot the walk-in closet and the space for goats!

Please, please, PLEASE let this be the beginning of the end of our weird orange national nightmare. I wonder if Trump will match his prison uniform?

Please come to my house and help me with my garden, since I ignored it during The Great Californian Drought and now the poor tiny space is overrun with towering thistles and weird large lettuce-looking plants, which are NOT lettuce, so we call them the triffids.

This amoral drivel was spewed to “thunderous applause”? Oy yoy yoy. Was the audience filled with flatulent Trump asskissers?

WRONG. FAIL.

What?!?

Harvey ain’t a liberal.

Me too! I was really excited for a moment!

When is this ridiculous orange fuck going to spontaneously combust?

(This will be in the greys, if someone will be kind enough to promote)