Creative punishment: forcibly infect him with a chronic illness that can't be cured, only maintained, hike the price of the med to maintain it, and then dictate that he can only purchase the medicine with money earned working in a midtown McDonald's

He was only with her for the publicity and pussy, then she went and got knocked up. He’s been trying to get her to dump him since that time, and I fully believe he messed with Jordyn to seal the deal and force the issue.  

So he could screw himself over, publicly? And make a buck at the same time?

Just from the headline--Isn’t that what Jerry Sandusky’s defense was?

Holy shit. Talk about gone off the deep end. I’m not sure why his publicist and lawyers allowed this. Also, when he said his problem was his big heart I burst out laughing. 

This interview reminds me of the crazy long flag humping speech Trump gave the other day. Two men being accused of bad things, promptly having meltdowns and blaming conspiracies against them by the media. The only result is that they end up looking guilty as hell.

He didn’t need this signal boost. We already knew he was a lying liar who lies, he didn’t need the air time to tell us that. That’s what the trial is for.

When threatened or even remotely challenged, respond by throwing fits, screaming, blaming, and escalating physically until you regain control. That’s what abusers do and R.Kelly did exactly that. 

“I just look at legal”

Why is this man out of jail?

What’s the deal with Bezos’ eye? He looks like Popeye minus the big forearms. 

i think the fact he said “WE’RE fucked” tells us all we need to know about these sibling grifters, no?

2 years? You’re being very generous. I give this thing another 6 months. He may hang on a little longer to save face but not much longer than that. This has already blown up on him. 

Tristan Thompson is clearly a piece of shit, but I don’t buy all of her story either. My wife’s sister and friends don’t sit on the arm of my chair with their legs draped over me and stay at my house all night when she’s not there.

Do they have lip stick and little pocketbooks on their fins? 

No. Id buy that story if were talking about millworkers or whatever and you replace “country club” with “pickup game at the Y”.

That’s what I’m wondering. I’m a thousandaire, and I could find a dozen jerkoff parlors before I even made it to the airport. Whatever these rich fucks are there for, it’s something *much* worse than handjobs.

Thats fishy AF. Like, how are all these super-wealthy dudes who live far away all going to the same shitty suburban strip mall tugjoint that juuust so happens to be balls deep in human trafficking.

I have sooooooo many questions:

Nick is getting dumber by the epidode, but at least his drug addict skills are still useful!