... Did you seriously just use "SJW" as an insult, while agreeing with a really obvious troll? Is that satire at a level I'm just not comprehending?

Interesting. By Schafly's logic then, it would seem a lot of women should be getting raped at churches too.

I see, so when boys on average have higher math SAT scores than girls, it "means that boys are better prepared than girls for STEM majors in college".

haha Mine was very stressed out about the whole thing, too. He kept asking his mom to let him try on his suit for months beforehand because he wanted to make sure it fit. Then he had to practice walking the aisle a couple of times. It was adorable.

Every time she pops her reptilian head up to hiss hot garbage I think "she's not dead yet?" She and Cheney are clearly a secret Vampire King and Queen running a dark parallel universe Earth.

Yeah, it's quite interesting, isn't it? That she advocates against female emancipation and equality while demanding that she be heard. If she took her own advice, she should be sitting meekly at home, and should have been all her life.

GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND PRAY, SLATTERN.

I think I'm using this moral hazard tape wrong.

Do women go to college in order to find a husband, or do they simply expect to meet someone while they are there? I married a guy I met in college, but I didn't go to college just to meet men, and it didn't prevent me from getting a Ph.D. and having a career.

Yeah, I don't think we'd have put the actual rings on the ringbearer's pillow if we hadn't known the kid took his ringbearer duties so seriously. Little dude was 4 and he'd made his parents practice with him repeatedly beforehand because he wanted to be sure he'd do "a good job."

Things have clearly been in decline since croquet fell from popular favor.

So my name IRL is Phyllis (something I once struggled with and then learned to embrace in my teen years). While in a woman's lit class in high school, reading the "Heidi Chronicals," we were tasked with writing a play about a female activist. Ever contrary, and obsessed with other women named Phyllis, I picked Phyllis…

Right. And then once women get married they've got to use that degree to get a job to help support their family, because who can live on one income anymore? And besides, their husband might lose his job or they might get divorced or whatever.... How is being educated bad for us again?

Its funny because it seems to imply that some men DON'T go to various college courses and various types of work with the hope of meeting both ladies for the fun sexytimes but also promising women for the settling down and baby making. Which in my experience... they do. When a woman thinks ahead about how maybe she…

The irony of Phyllis Schlafly is that her life is actually a great feminist example. She's had a rich and varied career, doing basically what she wanted when she wanted, while still raising a family and building a media empire. It's enough to make you wonder if she's really trolling the right wing...like, when she…

Excess Pussy Creates Moral Hazard

We really should be debating random +1s, not kids. I'll take my little cousin over a friend's flavor of the week ANY DAY.

This is the sweetest kid-in-wedding thing I've ever seen: At my friends' wedding (her second, his first), they included her 6-year-old in the vows. After the bride and groom exchanged rings, he got down on one knee, and asked little Courtney if she would take him as her Daddy, then gave her a ring and told her he…

If you have kids in your life who you like and enjoy already, they can make your wedding super fun! My nephew, who was five at the time of my wedding, was the life of the party. It was the summer of "Call Me Maybe" and he requested it and did a toddler version of break-dancing (see below) that caused the whole party…

The people getting married have the right to decide for themselves, but my personal opinion is that kids are awesome and should be welcome everywhere (except bars, casinos, strip clubs, fight clubs, Chappelle's Show, and other adults only settings.) Especially weddings! Nothing eases the tension of Aunt Babs subtly…