When you're trying to show the person who jilted you that you aren't bothered, the option you mention goes out the window.

your friend and professional ethics are not friends.

Any serious student of mermology knows that merculture predates primitive land-based civilization by millenia, thus her only error was revealing too much knowledge about the Great Undersea Empire to the air apes.

OK MAKE YOU SURE YOU SCREAM A LITTLE LOUDER ABOUT THIS NEXT TIME SO THAT TARA REID CAN HEAR YOU HERSELF ALL THE WAY UNDER THE SEA IN HER MERMAID PALACE THANK YOU OMG

Exactly. And I wouldn't throw Meryl Streep's name around too much in arguments like his because Streep is the first one who will tell you that she is the exception to the rule. She's talked about this a billion times.

I believe it was Tina Fey who said: "Helen Mirren is not proof that there are parts for older women, Helen Mirren is proof that there are parts for Helen Mirren."

Surely he's not hating from Fiji!!!? How can you be angry in paradise?

I like to make him feel important. Because women be emasculating harpies, dontcha know.

Rentboy.com?

My Husband Elect would probably volunteer.

gay porn?

MRAs expect womenz to troll their sites the way they troll this one. They're under the delusion that the womenz actually want their attention, the way MRA trolls desperately try to get the attention of the womenz here.

Most people get over the creative name spelling crap by ninth grade.

While Boehm's words are ill-considered, they are obviously born of the frustration of having Manbook overwhelmed by women mistakenly attempting to procure the services of male escorts.

A website only for men... Gay.com, Adam4Adam, Men4SexNow... So he's looking for sweaty man on man action?

I opened my gaping maw and chuckled audibly at that. Thank you.

I swear, in my collective experiences with police officers, I've had it all. Being bullied, yelled at, lectured, treated with total disrespect, to people treating me with the upmost concern. And the experiences have varied as to why - whether I was a college student where the officer was bullying my friend because she…

Well, what the police response gave me unpleasant junior/high school flashbacks of being bullied. I sometimes wonder what became of those guys - I'm guessing now they all ended up becoming cops...

Apparently the guy who choked Eric Garner had multiple civilian complaints against him. They didn't even seem to factor into the investigation.

I think they enjoy being hated. It feeds right into their aggrieved entitlement.