@Whoopsi: It doesn't have as much to do with the person's insult being fundamentally correct as it does with the person being a fucking homophobe asshole.

@Thad E Ginathom: At least you know what The Simpsons is.

@alucard835: Right you are. I'll never mess with that guy in my life.

@Thad E Ginathom: Very nice. But I can't believe you've never ork'd a cow. It's the next best thing to hunting snype.

@alucard835: My homosexual brother works at Wendy's as a manager.

Coworkers and other stupid people.

How 'bout some cable management there bud?

Assuming he doesn't have cats, lets hope he does not also have visitors. I'm human and even I'm 1/2 tempted...

Oh joy. I do hope the cure is something like that from the movie Daybreakers.

@TheWhatBoy: "Florida eh?...surprised he didnt find enough Floridiots for a class action!....ziiiiingggg...sorry floridiot gizzers...I freakin had to!!!"

Dear Government,

Is this why it's called the Empire State?

@improprietary: Unless the farmer next door has a cow.

Formula 51.

@infinitemonkeys: Hoory for alliteration.

@_Ko0LaiD_: Have recently wondered this myself.

@the-soup: Well played.

What's the answer to life, the universe and everything?

Not nearly as cool as the reactable.

I wonder what Huck Fin has to say about all this.