Coming to a Sylvan Learning Center near you.

"The free trial of includes all the functionality of the pay version, except the alarms are disabled on Wednesdays. "

Are those... Llamas!?

@MkFly: PALP.

@enlight10ment: Good stuff.

@bizzo98: I see what you did there.

@Cheetah Eldrick Woods: You win.

Obama and the guy on the right both have a foot forward in this picture. The other two whos legs are visible look as if they're taking a step back.

@certifiedfryguy: You sir/ma'am,

@The Chad: Heart for you!

@spydr101: Good on you for the Kung Pow referance.

"your average late 19th Century amputee was about as cuddly as the Terminator"

@leftlane: Either way it's still a beautiful and functional office.

"and a handful of smartphones"

I want the raised floor under the desk's legs. I want the Humador and the big comfy chairs, I want the frosted glass cabinets. But most of all, I would like to have this square footage to work with.

@kaneshadow: I think we have the same aunt then.

@elvispt: I'll try to remember this next time I think about drinking from a broken glass bottle! Teehee

@elvispt: I personally suggest not trying this after you've been drinking a while. I'm one of those guys who broke the bottle, and the bottle broke my skin.

@★☆★rasprenkle★☆★: beat me to it.

I could see something like this bundled with pre-installed Zune software and coming endorsed by Microsoft. Well, perhaps it is, they've been a bit leaky lately.