He needs to talk to Bill Cosby about how to cover up rape.

Historically, a bunch of aggressive white men surrounding a black man yelling, "Lynch! Lynch!" warrants this kind of response.

With this revelation, it's now anyone's game for Uncle of the Year. Who will take home the golden Unkie?!

"I'll give you 5 bucks and hoagie for the production truck. I've got overhead"

GUTS. GLORY. ASPIRIN.

Pete Carroll (walking over to Lynch and Hauschka): You know who else was ready to ride? The 9/11 hijackers, if they actually existed.

"It's never going to be my turn."